Teacher - Pupil Talks

1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
Abu: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Abu : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!


3. TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile?"
ALI: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
ALI: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


5. TEACHER: Pandir, go to the map and find North America.
PANDIR: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Pandir!


6. TEACHER: Wani, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WANI: Me!


7. TEACHER: Dollah, why do you always get so dirty?
DOLLAH: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


8. TEACHER: Enni, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ENNI: I is...
TEACHER: No, Enni..... Always say, "I am."
ENNI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JEFRI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

11. TEACHER: Ahmad, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
AHMAD: No, teacher, it's the same cat!


12. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.