Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Professions
1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
2. SALES - Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
3. TECHNOLOGY - Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."
5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
6. HUMAN RESOURCES - Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.
2. SALES - Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
3. TECHNOLOGY - Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."
5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
6. HUMAN RESOURCES - Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.
Friday, May 16, 2008
KAMI Steering Meeting Ditunda
Kami steering meeting yang dijadulkan pada petang ini ditunda ke minggu dopan....
Tak terkejut pun. Memang selalu cam ni. Buang kertas memo jo..
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Three Envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and the CEO was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press - and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize."
This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and the CEO was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press - and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize."
This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
Monday, May 12, 2008
Ruel D Gracia - Champiang of the Snooker 2008
12 May 2008 - Ruel D Gracia won the Snooker Open JCB 2008 by beating Sanusi 2-1.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Cemburu
Seorang isteri ingin menghubungi suaminya, tetapi telefonnya tidak berkredit lalu menyuruh anak lelakinya menyampaikan mesej penting kepada si suami yang sedang bekerja di site.
Selepes si anak membuat panggilan, si anak memberitahu ibunya seorang perempuan lain yang menjawab pesanan telefon. Walaupun sudah berkali-kali si anak menelefon, tetap perempuan itu juga yang menjawab.
Si isteri pun dengan marahnya menunggu kepulangan suami dari kerja di depan pintu rumah. Sesampainya suami, si isteri membelasah habis-habisan si suami kerana perlakuan curangnya.
Habis berkumpul jiran tetangga di depan rumah untuk melihat drama petang itu. Si isteri menyuruh anaknya memberitahu semua orang apa yang dikatakan oleh perempuan di talian tadi.
Si anak pun cakap "Harap maaf, nombor yang anda dail berada di luar kawasan liputan. Sila cuba sebentar lagi".
Who is he ?
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When he doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When he makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When he does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When he does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When he skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When he is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When he is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When he applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When he takes a long time, he's thorough.
When he doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When he makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When he does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When he does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When he skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When he is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When he is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When he applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When he takes a long time, he's thorough.
Ini ha......
Salah seorang pekerja ( nama dirahsiakan atas sebab tertentu ) yang diberi pujian oleh EM ketika mesyuarat pada 9/05/2008 tempohari. Beliau dijadikan ikon kerana mempunyai sikap yang positif iaitu terus ke production line untuk meninjau keadaan operasi terlebih dahulu semasa masuk kerja.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Engineering Meeting 9/5/2008
En Zulfatah, our Engineering Manager aka. Facilitator, brief about the Engineering Department achievements for year 2008 to date. Overall he is satisfied with the performance but there are a lots of improvement activities that we need to plan and implement especially on power consumptions, breakdowns time and the maintenance cost.
Below is part of the briefing session by EM.
Below is part of the briefing session by EM.
Member's Update...
Mr. Servando Banny Allawan is on leave starting from 9th May till 25th May 2008. He is going back to his home town in Santa Maria, Davao del Sur, Mindanao, Philiphines.
One year, beb !!! he is away from his family... Sure a lots of thing to do maaaaaaaa...... Other members wish him good lucks and happy holiday with his family. Hope to see him comeback after 2 weeks.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
KAMI Latest Update
After "missing in action" last week, Horse Power continue the mission by visit and identify which drive motor to be dismantle in Dipping Line # 5. Dipping Line # 5 was chosen as having the highest power rating compared to other lines. Members had identify at least 3 drive motors can be removed out from the line.Photo shown Pn Azida, Mr. Ruel and En. Diauddin are identifying the drive motors and parts needed to make this project success.
While waiting the tea and kuih, Pn Azida and En. Diauddin are discussing what to do next in the office
Tea jug and kuih arrived at 3.45pm and jug almost empty at 3.47pm.
Transfer Car # 3 Breakdown
En. Shamsuri and Tauke Mentalk, Mr. Woon working hard to troubleshoot the transfer car machine.
Kereta penuh
Satu keluarga yang berasal dari Terengganu nak balik beraya di kampung, tapi cuma ada sebuah Kancil je untuk tujuh orang ahli keluarga tersebut. Maka si ibu kepada keluaga tersebut pun berkata,
Ibu: Guane nih..penuh kete. Dok muak ayoh mu wey!
Ayah: Betul jugok. Guane nok buak nih? Lamo dok sapa kampong.
Ibu: Tujuh oghang dokleh sumbak masuk kete kancil nih. kecik do'oh.
Mereka pun memerah otak memikirkan macam mana nak menyelesaikan masalah tersebut. Ruang terlalu sempit untuk tujuh orang, tiba-tiba anak mereka yang paling kecil berkata...
Anak: Abah, umi... Awang tau doh guane nok buak. Kite skarang ade tujuh oghang. Tamboh la soghang lagi. baru jadik 'LAPANG'...!!!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Welcome back En. Mohd Amin
En. Mohd Amin kelihatan malu-malu apabila memulakan sesi kerja beliau selepas bercuti sakit sejak 5/2/2008 kerana jari tersepit.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Awe Kelate
Kisah ni diceritakan oleh kawan aku. Mamat ni asal Kelantan. Mmg pure
kelantan. Satu hari tu dia ceritakan macam mana first time dia dtg ke
Seremban sebab nak interview kerja dgn salah sebuah Syarikat Pengangkutan.
Nak diceritakan disini, dalam pada masa dia mencari kat mana lokasi pejabat
syarikat pengangkutan tu maka dia pun bertanyalah dgn sorang lelaki.
"Bey tumpey tanyo. Dimano pejabat syarikat pengangkutey?"
Lelaki tu tengok dia atas bawah, atas bawah. "Ekau biar bonar. Cakap tu
elok-elok sikit jang"
"Betul doh kawey kecek nih. syarikat pengangkutey, pengangkutey.."
"Budak ni ado yg lobam nanti kang.." Brother tadi dah mula naik hangin
sikit.. Memandangkan member aku tau brader tu tak berapa faham cakap dia
maka dia pun tunjukkan alamat pejabat tu..
" Ni ha alamat dio, XXXX Transportation Sdn. Bhd...., transportation,
transportation"
"Oo... transportation.. ingat apo bondo tadi pegang kotey pegang kotey.."
Barulah brader tadi faham.. Maka brader tu pun bagilah arahan macam mana nak
gi ke pejabat tu. Walking distance jer tapi nak kena belok ikut 2-3 simpang
jugaklah. Tapi maklumlah ibaratnya sorang cakap ayam, sorang cakap itik maka
timbul lagi kekeliruan. Jadi member aku ni mintak tolong brader tu lukiskan
pelan..
"Abey buleh tunjuk peley dok?"
Lagi sekali brader nogori tuh terkojut . Sekali lagi dia tengok member aku ni atas bawah,
atas bawah.
"HESHH...! Ekau kan dah ado tu. Nak buek apo lai tunjuk den punyo!?"Brader
tu start bengang dah. Maka member aku ni pun terkial-kial lah keluarkan pen dgn
kertas sambil mintak brader tu lukiskan..
"Lukih lukih peley nok gi ke sano.."
"Oooo.. mintak tunjuk lukis polan ingat nak mintak tunjuk apo tadi... hishh
kau ni jang...." Maka brader tu pun tolonglah lukiskan pelan.
Walaupun berlaku beberapa salah faham tapi diatas keikhlasan brader tu maka
member aku pun akhirnya sampai ke pejebat yg ditujunya tu dan hasilnya dia
diterima bekerja dgn syarikat tersebut.
kelantan. Satu hari tu dia ceritakan macam mana first time dia dtg ke
Seremban sebab nak interview kerja dgn salah sebuah Syarikat Pengangkutan.
Nak diceritakan disini, dalam pada masa dia mencari kat mana lokasi pejabat
syarikat pengangkutan tu maka dia pun bertanyalah dgn sorang lelaki.
"Bey tumpey tanyo. Dimano pejabat syarikat pengangkutey?"
Lelaki tu tengok dia atas bawah, atas bawah. "Ekau biar bonar. Cakap tu
elok-elok sikit jang"
"Betul doh kawey kecek nih. syarikat pengangkutey, pengangkutey.."
"Budak ni ado yg lobam nanti kang.." Brother tadi dah mula naik hangin
sikit.. Memandangkan member aku tau brader tu tak berapa faham cakap dia
maka dia pun tunjukkan alamat pejabat tu..
" Ni ha alamat dio, XXXX Transportation Sdn. Bhd...., transportation,
transportation"
"Oo... transportation.. ingat apo bondo tadi pegang kotey pegang kotey.."
Barulah brader tadi faham.. Maka brader tu pun bagilah arahan macam mana nak
gi ke pejabat tu. Walking distance jer tapi nak kena belok ikut 2-3 simpang
jugaklah. Tapi maklumlah ibaratnya sorang cakap ayam, sorang cakap itik maka
timbul lagi kekeliruan. Jadi member aku ni mintak tolong brader tu lukiskan
pelan..
"Abey buleh tunjuk peley dok?"
Lagi sekali brader nogori tuh terkojut . Sekali lagi dia tengok member aku ni atas bawah,
atas bawah.
"HESHH...! Ekau kan dah ado tu. Nak buek apo lai tunjuk den punyo!?"Brader
tu start bengang dah. Maka member aku ni pun terkial-kial lah keluarkan pen dgn
kertas sambil mintak brader tu lukiskan..
"Lukih lukih peley nok gi ke sano.."
"Oooo.. mintak tunjuk lukis polan ingat nak mintak tunjuk apo tadi... hishh
kau ni jang...." Maka brader tu pun tolonglah lukiskan pelan.
Walaupun berlaku beberapa salah faham tapi diatas keikhlasan brader tu maka
member aku pun akhirnya sampai ke pejebat yg ditujunya tu dan hasilnya dia
diterima bekerja dgn syarikat tersebut.
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