HORSE POWER

BULAN REJAB

2009-06-25T12:25:00.001+08:00

Pada 24 Jun 2009 (Rabu) kita memasuki bulan Rejab. Bulan Rejab adalah bulan Allah swt. Let's overview ada apa di sebalik bulan Rejab itu. Diriwayatkan bahwa Rasulullah saw telah bersabda, "Ketahuilah bahwa bulan Rejab itu adalah bulan ALLAH swt, maka:"

1. Barang siapa yang berpuasa 1 hari dalam bulan ini dengan ikhlas, maka pasti ia mendapat keredhaan yang besar dari ALLAH swt

2. Dan barang siapa berpuasa pada tanggal 27 Rejab /Isra Mi'raj (Isnin, 20 Julai 2009) akan mendapat pahala seperti 5 tahun berpuasa

3. Barang siapa yang berpuasa 2 hari di bulan Rejab akan mendapat kemuliaan di sisi ALLAH swt

4. Barang siapa yang berpuasa 3 hari iaitu pada tanggal 1, 2, dan 3 Rejab (24, 25, 26 Jun 2009) maka ALLAH swt akan memberikan pahala seperti 900 tahun berpuasa dan menyelamatkannya dari bahaya dunia dan seksa akhirat

5. Barang siapa berpuasa 5 hari dalam bulan ini, insyaallah permintaannya akan dimakbulkan Allah swt..InsyaAllah

6. Barang siapa berpuasa 7 hari dalam bulan ini, maka ditutupkan 7 pintu neraka Jahanam dan barang siapa berpuasa 8 hari maka akan dibukakan 8 pintu syurga

7. Barang siapa berpuasa 15 hari dalam bulan ini, maka ALLAH swt akan mengampuni dosa-dosanya yang telah lalu dan menggantikan kesemua kejahatannya dengan kebaikan, dan barang siapa yang menambah (hari-hari puasa) maka ALLAH swt akan menambahkan pahalanya."

Sabda Rasulullah saw lagi :"Pada malam Israk Mi'raj, saya melihat sebuah sungai yang airnya lebih manis dari madu, lebih sejuk dari air batu dan lebih harum dari minyak wangi, lalu saya bertanya pada Jibril a.s. "Wahai Jibril untuk siapakah sungai ini?" Maka berkata Jibril a.s. "Ya Muhammad sungaiini adalah untuk orang yang membaca selawat untuk engkau dibulan Rejab ini."

Dalam sebuah riwayat Tsauban bercerita :"Ketika kami berjalan bersama-sama Rasulullah saw ke sebuah kubur, lalu Rasulullah saw berhenti dan beliau menangis dengan amat sedih, kemudian beliau berdoa kepada ALLAH swt. Lalu saya bertanya kepada beliau "Ya Rasulullah, mengapakah engkau menangis?" Lalu beliau bersabda "Wahai Tsauban, mereka itu sedang diseksa dalam kuburnya dan saya berdoa kepada ALLAH swt, lalu ALLAH swt meringankan atas mereka."

Sabda beliau lagi "Wahai Tsauban, kalaulah sekiranya mereka ini mahu berpuasa satu hari dan beribadah satu malam saja di bulan Rejab nescaya mereka tidak akan disiksa di dalam kubur." Tsauban bertanya "Ya Rasulullah, apakah hanya berpuasa satu hari dan beribadah satu malam dalam bulan Rejab sudah dapat mengelakkan dari seksa kubur?"

Sabda beliau "Wahai Tsauban, demi ALLAH Zat yang telah mengutus saya sebagai nabi, tiada seorang muslim lelaki dan perempuan yang berpuasa satu hari dan mengerjakan solat malam sekali dalam bulan Rejab dengan niat kerana ALLAH swt, kecuali ALLAH swt mencatatkan baginya seperti berpuasa satu tahun dan mengerjakan solat malam satu tahun."

p/s: Rebutlah 5 perkara sebelum dtg 5 perkara

1. Waktu Muda sblm Tua
2. Waktu Sihat sblm Sakit
3. Waktu Lapang sblm Sibuk
4. Waktu Kaya sblm Miskin
5. Waktu Hidup sblm Mati

InsyaAllah.. mudah-mudahan Allah SWT memberkati segala amalan baik kita. ...

Gambar sekitar Konvensyen ICC Wilayah Tengah

2009-06-05T12:16:00.003+08:00

Horse Power monang omeh lai...

2009-06-05T11:58:00.002+08:00

Horse Power yang diterajui oleh En. Khairi, Mr. Banny, En. Diauddin, Pn. Azida dan En. Shahrun berjaya membawa pulang pingat emas dari Konvensyen ICC Wilayah Tengah yang berlangsung pada 3/6/2009 di Hotel Sheraton Subang Jaya baru-baru ini. Ini adalah pingat emas yang kedua setelah menyertai Mini Konvenyen di pada 7/4/2009 tempohari di Hotel Hilton, PJ.

Selain daripada Horse Power, Kumpulan lain dari Johan Ceramics Berhad yang turut serta adalah Xtream.com(Production Wall), Protech ( Technical), Q1st (QA). Kecuali Q1st, kumpulan lain juga menggondol pingat emas.

Tahniah selagi lagi............

PENGUMUMAN !!

2009-05-28T16:49:00.005+08:00

HORSE POWER ICC GROUP akan mengambil bahagian di Konvensyen ICC Wilayah Tengah 2009 yang akan diadakan pada 3hb Jun 2009 di Hotel Sheraton, Subang Jaya.
HORSE Power pada kali ini akan diwakili oleh

Mr. Servando S. Allawan
En. Mohd Khairi Che Yusof ( Ketua )
Pn. Azida Ahmad
En. Shaharunozilan Ahmad
En. Diauddin Ahamad

Aturcara yang melibat KAMI-Horse Power pada konvensyen tersebut :

Bertempat di Selangor Ballroom 1 ( Hotel Sheraton )
Giliran : 12.30pm ~ 1.00pm

Kumpulan ICC Johan Ceramics Bhd yang turut serta adalah

Q1st ( Ketua : Tn Hj. Mohd Ropei )
Ekstrem.Com ( En. Sabri Jay )
Protech ( En. Mohd Rafi Mohd Aris )

Top 10 Signs You’re Over The Hill

2009-05-28T11:36:00.002+08:00

When you sleep, people worry you’re dead.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws.
You wear black socks with sandals.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.
You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday.

Famous Quotes About Getting Old

I much prefer being over the hill to being under it. ~Bruce Lansky
At my age I don’t care if my mind starts to wander- just as long as it comes back again. ~Mike Knowles
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Glenn Dorenbush
When you can finally afford the rings you want, you’d rather no one noticed your hands. ~Lois Muehl
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. ~Henny Youngman

Matahari tegak di atas Kaabah

2009-05-28T11:32:00.003+08:00

Matahari akan berada tegak di atas Kaabah Pada 12.16 PM (28 Mei) atau 12.28 PM (16 Jul) waktu Mekah

Waktu di Malaysia (KL) ialah pada 5.16 PM (28 Mei) atau 5.28 PM (16 Jul)

Semasa matahari tegak di atas Kaabah seperti tarikh dan masa di atasa adalah masa paling sesuai untuk kita semak semula kiblat solat kita.

Cara semak kiblat

1. Tunggu sehingga 5.16 PM jika pada tarikh 28 Mei
2. Atau…
3. Tunggu sehingga 5.28 PM jika pada tarikh 16 Julai

Cara memberi SALAM dengan betul

2009-05-28T11:26:00.002+08:00

Sumber : radio ikim (91.50 fm), ustaz Zawawi bercerita tentang
sunnah Rasulallah s.a.w.

Antaranya tentang bab memberi salam. Baginda Rasul SAW memberi salam dgn lafaz
"assalamualaikum" dan para sahabat menjawab salam dgn salam yg
penuh "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallahhi wabarakatuh"

Beri salam - "assalamualaikum"
Jawab salam - "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallah hi wabarakatuh"

Apabila kira berkirim salam pada org lain, hendaklah kita berkata "Kirim
salam assalamualaikum pada ZIZAH ye" contohnya... Bukanlah : "Kirim
salam kat ZIZAH ye"

Dan janganlah sesekali berkata "Kirim salam maut" - statement ini adalah berdosa, walaupun
sekadar gurauan!

Manakala kita selalu dapat sms perkataan Akum.....

A'kum adalah bahasa Yahudi laknatul Lah bagi singkatan daripada perkataan 'Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot' yang bermaksud 'HAMBA-HAMBA BINATANG DAN ORANG-ORANG SESAT'.
Oleh itu rakan-rakanku janganlah kita menggantikan perkataan "Assalamualaikum" dengan "A'kum"
dalam sms atau apa sekalipu melalui tulisan. Jika perkataan Assalamualaikum itu panjang, maka hendaklah kita ganti dengan perkataan "As Salam" iaitu sama makna dengan Assalamualaikum.

Mulai sekarang jika ada orang hantar shortform "A'kum", tolong kita ingatkan
dia guna "As Salam" kerana salam ialah dari perkataan Assalamualaikum.

Semoga ada manfaatnya.

JIKA ANDA TIDAK KEBERATAN, FORWARD KEPADA TEMAN TEMAN ANDA,
KERANA SESUNGGUHNYA ILMU YANG BERMANFAAT ITU, AKAN ABADI JIKA DIAMALKAN.

Air zat wanita, air mani dan hormon - perlu tahu!

2009-05-27T11:38:00.003+08:00

Lelaki memang akan mudah buncit selepas berumah tangga atas faktor hubungan seks.
Air zat isteri yang mengalir masuk melalui zakar semasa p rose s hubungan kelamin akan membuatkan perubahan hormon dalaman dan sekali gus akan mudah membuatkan mereka buncit.

Semua lelaki tidak dapat lari dari permasalahan ini.
Faktor ini juga menyebabkan zakar lelaki yang berkahwin akan lebih
mengembang dan besar berbanding lelaki bujang. Namun jika aktiviti seks
tidak dilakukan dalam waktu tempoh yang lama buat seseorang lelaki yang
pernah berkahwin, perut mereka akan kembali kendur manakala zakar pula akan mula mengecut malah kulit zakar akan mengering.
Ini banyak berlaku kepada lelaki yang telah bercerai, mereka yang telah lama menduda ataupun mereka yang sudah lama tidak melakukan hubungan seks bersama pasangan.

Berlainan dengan wanita. Wanita yang sudah berkahwin dikatakan akan
mempunyai kulit yang lebih lembut dan punya mood yang lebih
baik. Kulit isteri yang lebih lembut dikatakan berlaku hasil daripada
pancutan sperma suami yang mengandungi banyak protein dan khasiat yang terhasil dari pundi couper lelaki. Air mani yang dipancut ke dalam rahim isteri bukan sekadar boleh mendatangkan zuriat ianya juga akan bersatu dengan darah dan segala kebaikan air mani suami akan diserap kedalam tubuh isteri.

Oleh itu wanita yang telah berumah tangga dan kerap menerima pancutan
sperma suami cenderung mempunyai kulit yang lebih gebu dan lembab.

Dalam Islam juga tempoh edah itu diberi kerana air mani bekas suami masih
berada dalam tubuh isteri untuk diserap dalam tempoh beberapa minggu
selepas hubungan kelamin yang terakhir sebelum penceraian berlaku. Ini untuk
memastikan tidak berlaku percampuran air mani jika wanita itu terus
berkahwin lain dan terus melakukan hubungan seks dengan lelaki lain sebaik
sahaja bercerai.

Adajuga pendapat bahawa kebaikan air mani itu juga dapat
dilihat pada rambut isteri yang semakin hitam dan berkilat.

Campuran sperma suami di dalam tubuh isteri juga akan menghasilkan
berjuta-juta hormon yang akan membuat wanita lebih ceria dan gembira.

Berbanding wanita bujang atau yang menjanda, mereka dikatakan lebih mudah marah, kurang mood dan selalu tertekan.

Horse Power @ Mini Convention Hotel Shilton, PJ

2009-04-13T13:32:00.003+08:00

Horse Power presented by En. Khairi (Acting Leader), Pn Azida, En. Shaharun & En. Diauddin berjaya membawa pulang pingat emas dalam Mini Konvenyen Wilayah Tengah bertempat di Hotel Shilton, PJ pada 7/4/2009.

Practical Trainee

2009-01-22T13:13:00.003+08:00

Prince Azim (KUKUM) & Princes Deeana (PD)

BORING... BOSAN......

2008-11-24T14:29:00.001+08:00

BOSAN... BORING.........................................................
AKU DAH BOSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Latest ICC KAMI Groups....

2008-11-14T10:11:00.003+08:00

The higher council of Engineering has decided only 2 groups will participate in the upcoming mini - convention. Instead of 3 groups announced before, only 2 groups were approved . Before this each group has 6 members but now it is become 8 members per group...

The groups are :
a. HORSE POWER
Banny, Khairi, Ruel, Shaharunozilan, Azida, Zaki, Zulkifli and Azhar

b. FACILITY
Diauddin, Basir, Azmi YB, Rahim Kajai, SIMON, Lau, Goh Meng Hwa, and S. Segar .

Engineering's ICC Group : FACILITY

2008-11-12T16:51:00.003+08:00

From right: Basir, Azmi, Goh, Lau, Narasaman
and Diauddin ( Leader )

Memancing Di ALAM, Melaka

2008-11-11T10:31:00.002+08:00

Fishing Trip to ALAM, Melaka

2008-11-11T10:17:00.005+08:00

Hasil tangkapan tidak boleh dipamerkan kerana dikhuatiri akan menimbulkan perbalahan dan iri hati antara kumpulan pemancing yang lain....

HARAP MAAF..

Petua Nelayan..

2008-11-11T10:08:00.001+08:00

Ada seorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan bila dia ke laut...so crew TV3 interview dia untuk rahsia dia tangkap ikan.

Crew TV3 : "Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?"

Nelayan : "Pakcik tenguk cara isteri Pakcik tidur bila pakcik bangun pagi.

Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri, pakcik tebar jala ke kiri. Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan pakcik tebar ke kanan."

CrewTV3 : "Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?"

Nelayan : "Yang itu pakcik tak turun ke laut pagi tu...rezeki depan mata"

CrewTV3 : "Oooooooooooo......."

New Engineering's ICC Groups

2008-11-06T14:02:00.002+08:00

For the next JCB's mini convention, Engineering Department had set up one more ICC's group named "Facility" who lead by Ex-Horse Power members, En. Diauddin. With the new group, Engineering Department has 3 groups who will participate for the next JCB's Mini Convention scheduled on 21st & 27th December 2008. There is some changes in the Horse Power and Transformer members and leaders. Below is the full list of members and leaders for the groups.

1. Horse Power
Mr. Banny ( Leader )
Mr. Ruel Gracia
Pn Azida Ahmad
En. Zulkifli Salleh
En. Mohd Zaki Jamaluddin
En. Azhar Shaari

2. Transformer
En. Khairi (Leader)
En. Osman
En. Zaharuddin
En. Shaharunozilan
En. Rahim Abd Manaf
Mr. S.Segar

3. Facility
En. Diauddin (Leader)
En. Basir Basiran
En. Azmi Othman
Mr. V. Narasaman
Mr. Lau Fook Fong
Mr. Goh Mang Hwa

Good Bye JCB !!

2008-11-06T13:41:00.003+08:00

Finger lick'in good Party

2008-11-01T09:51:00.005+08:00

An informal farewell party organized by FT crews for those........... leaving. Sponsored by Haji Leman.

Qur'an Ringtones ?..Please Be Advised !!!

2008-11-01T09:46:00.002+08:00

Saudi Council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that Ring Tones on QURAN AAYAT are HARAMM because the AAYAT are not complete When we pick the phone and meanings of AAYAT changes When they are not complete.

QURAN is for Hidayat and not for ring Tones.

Please inform others

KINDLY PASS THIS MESSAGE TO OTHER MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

BE ADVISED !!!

Don't say 'Mosque'
Say always 'Masjid' Because Islam organization has found that's mosque = mosquitoes.

Don't write ' Mecca '
Write always correctly 'Makkah'
Because Mecca = House of wines

Don't write 'Moh'd'
Write always completely as 'Muhammad'
Because Moh'd = the dog with big mouth.
Forwarded it as many Muslims as you can for Swab.

Nothing bad will happen if you don't forward this but these points are important and it is our duty to educate our brothers and sisters.

Harga minyak turun laieee......

2008-11-01T09:39:00.003+08:00

Kerajaan mengumumkan penurunan kali keempat bagi harga runcit petrol dan diesel, masing-masing sebanyak 15 sen seliter berkuat kuasa esok (1/11/08).

Harga petrol RON97 dikurangkan daripada 2.30 seliter kepada 2.15 seliter, RON92 dikurangkan RM2.20 kepada RM2.05 seliter. Manakala diesel pula daripada RM2.20 seliter kepada RM2.05 seliter.

Penurunan harga minyak itu diumumkan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi dalam kenyataan media di sini.

Pelarasan terakhir pada 14 Oktober lalu apabila harga petrol RON97 dikurangkan 15 sen seliter daripada RM2.45 kepada RM2.30, petrol RON92 turun 10 sen seliter daripada RM2.30 kepada RM2.20, manakala diesel sebanyak 20 sen seliter daripada RM2.40 kepada RM2.20.

Pelarasan pertama pada 23 Ogos lalu, harga runcit petrol RON97 diturunkan 15 sen seliter daripada RM2.70 kepada RM2.55, RON92 dikurangkan 22 sen seliter daripada RM2.62 kepada RM2.40, manakala diesel lapan sen seliter daripada RM2.58 kepada RM2.50.

Pada 25 September lalu pula membabitkan penurunan harga runcit petrol dan diesel 10 sen seliter menjadikan petrol RON97 RM2.45 seliter, RON92 (RM2.30) dan diesel (RM2.40).

Kan ko baguih kalo hari tu tak naik sampai RM2.70 !!......... Minayk turun, harga barang menten.. Hampeh botue....

Farewell party for those will leaving JCB........

2008-10-30T10:32:00.004+08:00

JBA N.Sembilan dikorporatkan !!

2008-10-30T10:05:00.001+08:00

Kongres Kesatuan Pekerja Dalam Perkhidmatan Awam (CUEPACS) mahu kerajaan negeri memberikan penjelasan berhubung isu Jabatan Bekalan Air Negeri Sembilan (JBANS) sama ada ia akan dikorporatkan atau diswastakan.

Presidennya, Omar Osman berkata, langkah itu penting kerana kakitangan JBANS telah diberitahu bahawa jabatan itu akan diswastakan sedangkan maklumat yang diterima oleh CUEPACS ia akan dikorporatkan.

Beliau berkata, kekeliruan itu bukan sahaja telah menyebabkan kakitangan JBANS keliru malah sebahagian besar mereka kini kecewa dengan sikap yang ditunjukkan oleh kerajaan negeri.

''Apa yang diberitahu oleh Menteri Besar, Datuk Seri Mohamad Hasan kepada CUEPACS, JBANS akan dikorporatkan tetapi dalam pertemuan hari ini kakitangan memberitahu, kerajaan negeri akan menswastakan JBANS.

Moral

''Mana satu yang betul. CUEPACS tidak mahu moral kakitangan jatuh disebabkan perkara ini. CUEPACS juga tidak mahu berlaku penganiayaan dalam isu ini. Kakitangan berhak mengetahui status terkini jabatan," katanya.

Beliau berkata demikian kepada pemberita selepas berdialog dengan kakitangan JBANS berhubung isu penswastaan JBANS di sini hari ini.

Pertemuan itu dianjurkan oleh Kesatuan Pekerja-Pekerja Kerajaan Negeri Sembilan.

Omar berkata, beliau sendiri akan menemui Menteri Besar bagi mendapatkan penjelasan berhubung isu tersebut supaya ia dapat meredakan keadaan yang agak tegang ketika ini.

''Dalam isu ini CUEPACS memilih kerjaan negeri mengkorporatkan JBANS dan bukan menswastakannya. Langkah penswastaan akan menimbulkan banyak masalah berbanding pengkorporatan.

''Jika JBANS dikorporatkan ia masih tertakluk kepada pentadbiran kerajaan negeri tetapi sekiranya diswastakan JBANS tiada ikatan langsung dengan kerajaan negeri,'' katanya.

Dalam pada itu beliau berkata, pertemuan hari ini telah membuat keputusan untuk menangguhkan penyerahan semula surat opsyen kakitangan serta pelaksanaan pengkorporatan atau penswastaan JBANS sehingga 31 Disember ini.

''Berdasarkan arahan yang diberi semua kakitangan wajib mengembalikan semula surat opsyen mereka pada 4 November ini. CUEPACS mahu perkara ini ditangguhkan. Kita mahu keadilan dan kita mahu mengelakkan berlaku kezaliman ke atas kakitangan," ujarnya.

Beliau berkata, sepanjang tempoh penangguhan itu pihak CUEPACS akan berunding dengan kerajaan negeri dalam usaha memastikan kebajikan semua kakitangan terbabit terbela.

Utusan Malaysia

Okra (lady's finger) can cure diabetes

2008-10-30T10:02:00.002+08:00

No harm trying if you, your parents or friends are diabetic.

Date: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 1:21 AM

Note: This is a mail which I have received from a friend and do not know any
one who has tried the following remedy. Though you will learn, it is not
harmful,

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is ' OKRA '.

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar
(Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my
Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each
piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in
glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady
finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your
SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few
years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months,
she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every
day.. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds
the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it
will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U
have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most
cases might be chronic.

Welcome to JCB !

2008-10-29T10:38:00.003+08:00

Our new EE, En. Khairi J.

Memancing di Kelong 18/10/2008

2008-10-29T10:22:00.001+08:00

HORSE POWER KEMBALI..........

2008-10-29T10:21:00.000+08:00

HORSE POWER KEMBALI..........
Setelah 2 bulan ++ tidur...

Di larang berenang !!

2008-09-05T16:33:00.002+08:00

Seorang wanita berjalan di sebuah kawasan dusun. Tiba-tiba dia bertemu sebuah kolam. Lalu dia segera menanggalkan pakaian dan bersedia untuk terjun.

Tiba-tiba pemilik dusun itu muncul dan menjerit dari tempat persembunyiannya, "Dilarang berenang! Saudari tidak dibenarkan berenang di dalam kolam ini!"

Wanita tersebut tergesa-gesa mengambil pakaiannya. "Kenapa tak melarang saya sejak tadi, sebelum saya menanggalkan pakaian?" soal wanita tersebut. "Memanglah disini tak dibenarkan berenang, tetapi saudari tak dilarang untuk menanggalkan pakaian," jawab pemilik dusun dengan selamba.

Photo Today !

2008-09-05T16:22:00.001+08:00

Good Morning JCB!!

2008-09-05T16:12:00.000+08:00

Burung Kakak Tua

2008-09-03T15:11:00.002+08:00

Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua
burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya
diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata
kepada si penjual burung.

Pembeli : Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu RM500, sedangkan yang diam
itu RM1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa... memang berbeza, yang berharaga RM1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.

Bulan Madu

2008-09-03T15:05:00.002+08:00

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 orang anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi. CT, SERI, MURNI dan SURI.

Suatu hari mereka berpakat untuk kawinkan anak-anak mereka serentak. Selepas diijabkabulkan, keempat-empat anaknya bercadang untuk pergi berbulan madu.

CT berbulan madu ke Pulau Langkawi, SERI ke Pulau Tioman, MURNI ke Pulau Kapas dan SURI ke Pulau Pangkor.

Sebelum pergi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, “nanti jangan lupa hantar berita pada mak dan abah, ceritakan macam mana bulan madu korang. Tak payah tulis panjang-panjang, pakai KOD IKLAN aje dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat”. Panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak-anaknya.

Seminggu kemudian mereka terima surat dari CT yg bertulis “KFC”. Tercari-carilah kedua suami isteri tu iklan KFC, bila jumpa tersenyumlah kedua-duanya bila membaca iklan yang bertulis “HINGGA MENJILAT JARI”. Berbahagialah si CT tu rupanya kata mereka.

Esoknya terima pula surat SERI yang bertulis “PEPSI”. Maka mereka pun carilah iklan Pepsi dan tersenyum lagi keduanya bila membaca iklan yang bertulis “NIKMATNYA HINGGA KE TITISAN TERAKHIR”. Bahagia juga si SERI rupanya.

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat MURNI yang bertulis “STANDARD CHARTERED”. Maka dicarilah iklan Standard Chartered, sambil tersenyum mereka membaca iklan tu “BESAR, TEGUH DAN PERAMAH!”.

“Bahagianya si MURNI tu bang,” kata Mak Minah pada Pak Mat.

Seminggu berlalu tapi masih tiada surat atau perkabaran dari SURI. 2 minggu, tak ada juga. Pak Mat dan Mak Minah mula risau dan tertanya-tanya. Masuk minggu ke-3, barulah mereka menerima surat dari SURI dengan isi kandungannya yang bertulis “AIR ASIA”. Maka bergegaslah kedua-duanya mencari iklan penerbangan Air Asia tu, sebab dah tak sabar nak tahu apa yang berlaku pada anak bongsu mereka.

Tapi, bila dibaca Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat-kulat tak tau samada nak senyum atau nak nangis.

“Bahagia ke si SURI tu bang?” tanya Mak Minah pd Pak Mat.

“Ntah…” jawap Pak Mat sambil menerung dan membaca berkali-kali iklan Air Asia tu.

“APA MOTTO IKLAN TU” tanya Mak Minah lagi.

Dengan selamba dan kuat Pak Mat menjawap “7 KALI SEMINGGU - 3 JAM SEKALI - NON-STOP!!”

The Bridge “Magdeburg” (Germany) - Water Highway

2008-09-03T10:16:00.005+08:00

Water Bridge in Germany.... What a feat!

Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.

Engineers first conceived of joining the two waterways as far back as 1919, and by 1938 the Rothensee boat lift and bridge anchors were in place, but construction was postponed during World War II. After the Cold War split Germany, the project was put on hold indefinitely by the East German government.

With the reunification of Germany and the following establishment of major projects in transport tracks the Water Bridge again became a priority. Construction began in 1997, and after six years and around half a billion euros, the gigantic water bridge now connects Berlin’s inland harbour with the ports along the Rhine river. The huge tub created to transport ships over the Elbe took 24,000 metric tons of steel and 68,000 cubic meters of concrete to build.

Until the opening of the water bridge in October 2003, ships moving between the Midland canal and the Elbe-Havel canal had to detour 12 km through the Rothensee lock, the Elbe and the Niegripp lock.

Ibadah Puasa

2008-09-02T09:37:00.000+08:00

PENGERTIAN PUASA

Puasa ertinya menahan diri dari makan dan minum dan dari segala perbuatan yang boleh membatalkan puasa, mulai terbit fajar hinggalah terbenam matahari.

PUASA WAJIB

Puasa bulan Ramadan, puasa kifarat dan puasa nazar.

PUASA SUNAT

Puasa enam hari pada bulan Syawal

Puasa hari Arafah

Puasa Hari Asyura pada 10 Muharam

Puasa bulan Syaaban

Puasa Isnin dan Khamis

Puasa tengah bulan iaitu 13,14,15 pada tiap-tiap bulan qamaria (tahun Hijrah)

PUASA MAKRUH

Puasa yang terus menerus sepanjang masa

Tidak termasuk dua hari raya dan hari tasyriq

PUASA HARAM

Puasa pada hari raya pertama Idil Fitri

Puasa pada hari raya pertama Haji

Puasa tiga hari sesudah hari raya haji atau hari tasyriq iaitu pada 11,12, dan 13 Zulhijjah.

SYARAT WAJIB PUASA

Berakal

Akhir Baligh (Cukup umur)

Kuat atau mampu mengerjakan puasa

SYARAT SAH PUASA

Islam

Mumayyiz (dapat membezakan yang baik dan buruk)

Suci daripada haid dan nifas

Dalam waktu yang dibolehkan berpuasa.

RUKUN PUASA

Berniat - Pada malam selama bulan Ramadhan hendaklah berniat di dalam hati bahawa kita akan mengerjakan puasa pada hari esok.

Menahan diri daripada segala yang membatalkan semenjak terbit fajar sampai terbenam matahari.

PERKARA YANG MEMBATALKAN PUASA

Makan dan minum dengan sengaja

Muntah dengan sengaja

Bersetubuh tanpa keluar mani pada siang hari bulan Ramadhan

Keluar darah haid atau nifas

Gila

Keluar mani akibat bersetubuh dengan perempuan. Tetapi keluar mani kerana bermimpi tidak membatalkan puasa.

ORANG YANG DIIZINKAN BERBUKA ATAU TIDAK BERPUASA

Orang yang sakit

Orang yang dalam perjalanan jarak jauh melebihi 52 batu atau 80.64 km.

Orang tua yang sudah lemah

Orang yang hamil dan orang yang menyusukan anak.

FADHILAT DAN KELEBIHAN SOLAT TARAWIH

2008-09-02T09:36:00.000+08:00

1. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Pertama
Diampuni dosa orang-orang yang beriman sebagaimana keadaannya baru dilahirkan.

2. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kedua
Diampunkan dosa orang-orang yang beriman yang mengerjakan solat Tarawih, serta dosa-dosa kedua ibubapanya.

3. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Ketiga
Para malaikat di bawah 'Arasy menyeru kepada manusia yang mengerjakan solat Tarawih itu agar meneruskan solatnya pada malam-malam yang lain, semoga Allah akan mengampunkan dosa-dosa mereka.

4. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keempat
Orang-orang yang mengerjakan solat Tarawih akan memperolehi pahala sebagaimana pahala yang diperolehi oleh orang-orang yang membaca kitab-kitab Taurat, Zabur, Injil dan Al-Quran.

5. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kelima
Allah SWT akan mengurniakan pahala seumpama pahala orang-orang yang mengerjakan sembahyang di Masjidil Haram, Masjidil Madinah dan Masjidil Aqsa.

6. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keenam
Allah S.W.T akan mengurniakan kepadanya pahala seumpama pahala malaikat-malaikat yang bertawaf di Baitul Makmur serta setiap batu dan tanah berdoa untuk keampunan orang-orang yang mengerjakan tarawih malam itu.

7. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Ketujuh
Seolah-olah ia dapat bertemu dengan Nabi Musa a.s serta menolong Nabi itu menentang musuhnya Fir’aun dan Hamman.

8. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kelapan
Allah S.W.T mengurniakan pahala orang yang bersolat tarawih sebagaimana pahala yang dikurniakan kepada Nabi Ibrahim a.s.

9. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kesembilan
Allah S.W.T akan mengurniakan pahala dan dinaikkan mutu ibadat hamba-Nya seperti Nabi Muhammad s.a.w.

10. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kesepuluh
Allah SWT mengurniakan kepadanya kebaikan dunia dan akhirat.

11. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kesebelas
Ia meninggal dunia di dalam keadaan bersih dari dosa seperti baru dilahirkan.

12. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduabelas
Ia akan dibangkitkan pada hari kiamat dengan muka yang bercahaya-cahaya.

13. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Ketigabelas
Ia akan datang pada hari kiamat di dalam keadaan aman sentosa dari sebarang kejahatan dan keburukan.

14. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keempatbelas
Malaikat-malaikat akan datang menyaksikan mereka bersolat Tarawih serta Allah S.W.T. tidak akan menyesatkan mereka.

15. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kelimabelas
Semua malaikat yang memikul ‘Arasy dan Kursi akan berselawat dan mendoakannya supaya Allah mengampunkannya.

16. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keenambelas
Allah S.W.T. menuliskan baginya dari kalangan mereka yang terlepas dari api neraka dan dimasukkan ke dalam syurga.

17. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Ketujuhbelas
Allah S.W.T menuliskan baginya pahala pada malam ini sebanyak pahala Nabi-Nabi.

18. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kelapanbelas
Malaikat akan menyeru: Wahai hamba Allah sesungguhnya Allah telah redha denganmu dan dengan kedua ibu bapamu (yang masih hidup atau yang sudah mati).

19. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Kesembilanbelas
Allah S.W.T akan meninggikan darjatnya di dalam Syurga Firdaus.

20. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh
Allah S.W.T mengurniakan kepadanya pahala sekelian orang yang mati syahid dan orang-orang soleh.

21. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh satu
Allah S.W.T akan membina untuknya sebuah mahligai di dalam syurga yang diperbuat dari cahaya.

22. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh dua
Ia akan datang pada hari kiamat di dalam keadaan aman dari sebarang huru-hara pada hari tersebut.

23. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh tiga
Allah S.W.T akan membina untuknya sebuah bandar di dalam syurga daripada cahaya.

24. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh empat
Allah S.W.T akan membuka peluang untuk dua puluh tahun ibadat bagi orang-orang yang mengerjakan solat Tarawih pada malam tersebut.

25. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh lima
Allah S.W.T akan mengangkat seksa kubur darinya.

26. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh enam
Allah S.W.T akan mengurniakan pahala empat puluh tahun ibadat bagi orang-orang yang mengerjakan solat Tarawih pada malam tersebut.

27. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh tujuh
Allah S.W.T akan mengurniakan kepadanya kemudahan untuk melintasi titian sirat sepantas kilat.

28. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh lapan
Allah S.W.T akan menaikkan kedudukannya seribu darjat di akhirat.

29. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Keduapuluh sembilan
Allah S.W.T akan mengurniakan kepadanya pahala seribu haji yang mabrur.

30. Kelebihan Solat Tarawih Malam Ketigapuluh
Allah S.W.T akan memberi penghormatan kepada orang yang bertarawih pada malam terakhir dengan firman-Nya (yang bermaksud): Wahai hambaku!, makanlah segala jenis buah-buahan yang Engkau ingini untuk dimakan di dalam syurga dan mandilah kamu di dalam sungai yang bernama salsabil serta minumlah air dari telaga yang dikurniakan kepada Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. yang bernama Al-Kautsar.

Fadhilat Ramadhan

2008-09-02T09:20:00.001+08:00

Hadith 1

Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Umatku telah dikurniakan dengan lima perkara yang istimewa yang belum pernah diberikan kepada sesiapa pun sebelum mereka. Bau mulut daripada seorang Islam yang berpuasa adalah terlebih harum di sisi Allah daripada bau haruman kasturi. Ikan-ikan di lautan memohon istighfar (keampunan) ke atas mereka sehinggalah mereka berbuka puasa".

Allah mempersiapkan serta menghiasi jannah yang khas setiap hari dan kemudian berfirman kepadanya: "Masanya telah hampir tiba bilamana hamba-hambaKu yang taat akan meninggalkan segala halangan-halangan yang besar (di dunia) dan akan mendatangimu."

Pada bulan ini syaitan-syaitan yang durjana dirantaikan supaya tidak menggoda mereka ke arah maksiat-maksiat yang biasa mereka lakukan pada bulan-bulan selain Ramadhan. Pada malam terakhir Ramadhan (orang-orang yang berpuasa ini) akan diampunkan." Maka sahabat-sahabat Rasulullah SAW pun bertanya: "Wahai Pesuruh Allah, adakah itu malam lailatul Qadar?" Dijawab oleh Rasulullah SAW: "Tidak, tetapi selayaknya seorang yang beramal itu diberi balasan setelah menyempurnakan tugasnya."

Hadith 2

Ubadah Bin Somit ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda pada suatu hari ketika Ramadhan hampir menjelang: "Telah datang kepadamu bulan Ramadhan, di mana Allah melimpah ruahkan di dalamnya dengan keberkatan, menurunkan rahmat, mengampuni dosa-dosa kamu, memakbulkan doa-doa kamu, melihat di atas perlumbaan kamu untuk memperolehi kebaikan yang besar dan berbangga mengenaimu di hadapan malaikat-malaikat. Maka tunjukkanlah kepada Allah Taala kebaikan dari kamu. Sesungguhnya orang yang bernasib malang ialah dia yang dinafikan daripada rahmat Allah pada bulan ini."

Hadith 3

Abu Sa'id Al Khudri ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Setiap hari siang dan malam pada bulan Ramadhan, Allah Tabaraka wa Taala membebaskan begitu banyak sekali roh daripada api neraka. Dan pada setiap orang Islam pada setiap hari siang dan malam doanya pasti akan diterima."

Hadith 4

Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Terdapat tiga jenis orang yang doa mereka tidak ditolak; doa daripada orang yang berpuasa sehinggalah dia berbuka puasa; imam (penguasa) yang adil, dan orang yang dizalimi yang kerana doanya itu Allah mengangkatnya melepasi awan dan membuka untuknya pintu-pintu langit dan Allah berfirman: "Daku bersumpah demi kemuliaanKu, sesungguhnya Daku pasti menolongmu walaupun pada suatu masa nanti."

Hadith 5

Ibn Umar ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Sesungguhnya Allah dan para malaikatNya mengirim rahmat ke atas mereka yang memakan sahur."

Hadith 6

Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Barangsiapa berbuka satu hari di siang hari bulan Ramadhan tanpa alasan yang wajar (disegi syariah) atau sakit yang kuat, tidak akan dapat menampung atau mengganti hari tersebut walaupun akan berpuasa sehingga ke akhir hayatnya."

Bagaimana Menentukan Awal Ramadhan ?

2008-08-31T16:29:00.003+08:00

Untuk menentukan awal Ramadhan, ada dua cara yang telah diajarkan oleh Rasulullah SAW, dan telah diajarkan secara smbung-menyambung dari generasi ke generasi oleh silsilah para ulama.
1. Melihat Bulan (ru`yatul hilal)
Iaitu dengan cara memperhatikan terbitnya bulan di hari ke 29 bulan Sya`ban. Pada petang hari saat matahari terbenam di ufuk barat.
Apabila saat itu nampak bulan sabit meski sangat kecil dan hanya dalam waktu yang singkat, maka ditetapkan bahwa mulai malam itu, umat Islam sudah memasuki tanggal 1 bulan Ramadhan.
Jadi bulan Sya`ban umurnya hanya 29 hari bukan 30 hari. Maka ditetapkan untuk melakukan ibadah Ramadhan seperti shalat tarawih, makan sahur dan mulai berpuasa.
2. Ikmal
Menggenapkan umur bulan Sya`ban menjadi 30 hari Tetapi bila bulan sabit awal Ramadhan sama sekali tidak terlihat, maka umur bulan Sya`ban ditetapkan menjadi 30 hari (ikmal) dan puasa Ramadhan baru dilaksanakan lusanya.
Perintah untuk melakukan ru`yatul hilal dan ikmal ini didasari atas perintah Rasulullah SAW dalam hadits riwayat Abu Hurairah ra.:
Puasalah dengan melihat bulan dan berfithr (berlebaran) dengan melihat bulan, bila tidak nampak olehmu, maka sempurnakan hitungan Sya`ban menjadi 30 hari.(HR Bukhari dan Muslim).
Sedangkan metode penghitungan berdasarkan ilmu hisab dalam menentukan awal Ramadhan tidak termasyuk cara yang masyru` karena tidak ada dalil serta isyarat dari Rasulullah SAW untuk menggunakannya.
Ini berbeda dengan penentuan waktu shalat di mana Rasulullah SAW tidak memberi perintah secara khusus untuk melihat bayangan matahari atau terbenamnya atau terbitnya atau ada tidaknya mega merah dan seterusnya.

Good Morning JCB!

2008-08-29T16:49:00.001+08:00

The first photo...

2008-08-29T16:19:00.004+08:00

1. First Photo....
Joseph Nicéphore Niépce took this picture from his workroom in 1826. It represents the world’s earliest-known, permanent photograph from nature.2. First color photograph
The first permanent color photograph, taken by James Clerk Maxwell in 1861. The quality of the photograph, or the quality of the scan of the photograph, but it is difficult to figure out what the subject of the photograph is. With a little research and the fact that James Clerk Maxwell was a Scott, I believe this to be a piece of tartan ribbon.
Source : First Photograph

Job Titles with Descriptions

2008-08-29T16:03:00.002+08:00

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Replacement of Highbay Light

2008-08-27T10:44:00.004+08:00

Good Morning JCB !

2008-08-27T10:43:00.002+08:00

Road Train : The largest and heaviest road-legal vehicles

2008-08-26T12:47:00.005+08:00

Road Train is the largest and heaviest road-legal vehicles in the world, with some configurations topping out at close to 200 tonnes (220 short tons). The majority are between 80 and 120 t (88 and 130 short tons). Two-trailer road trains, or "doubles," are allowed in most parts of Australia, with the exception of some urban areas. Three trailer road trains (triples) operate in western New South Wales, western Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia and the Northern Territory, with the last three states also allowing AB-Quads (3.5 trailers).

Road trains can be unwieldy, and driving and maneuvering them safely without unduly obstructing traffic is only possible because of the sparse traffic and extremely flat and straight terrain through the Australian outback. Strict regulations also apply regarding licensing and driving experience. The multiple dog-trailers (defined below) are unhooked, the dollys removed and then connected individually to multiple trucks at "assembly" yards when the road train gets close to populated areas.

Road trains are used for transporting all manner of materials, with livestock, fuel, mineral ores and general freight the most common. Their cost-effective transport has played a significant part in the economic development of remote areas, with some communities totally reliant on a regular service.

Photos Today !!

2008-08-23T10:37:00.001+08:00

What are Blood Types?

2008-08-23T10:27:00.001+08:00

Everybody has a Blood type. The most common Blood type classification system is the ABO system discovered and defined by Karl Landsteiner in the early 1900s. There are four types of Blood in the ABO system: A, B, AB, and O. Your Blood type is established before you are born, by specific genes inherited from your parents. You receive one gene from your mother and one gene from your father; these two combine to establish your Blood type. These two inherited genes determine your Blood type by making proteins called agglutinogens exist on the surface of each red Blood cell in your body. Blood test results are important in Blood disorders in Blood test and Blood tests with Rare Blood types.

There are three alleles (variations) of the Blood type gene: A, B, and O. Since we all have two copies of these genes in our Blood, there are six possible combinations; AA, BB, OO, AB, AO, and BO. These combinations are referred to as genotypes, and they describe the genes you got from your parents.

In addition to the proteins existing on your red Blood cells, other genes make proteins called agglutinins that circulate in your Blood plasma. Agglutinins are protectors of our bodies and are responsible for ensuring that only the Blood cells of our own particular Blood type exist in our bodies.

AB
People with Blood type AB negative (1/2% of the population) and AB positive are potential universal plasma donors. This means plasma can be transfused to people having all Blood types.

AB +
People with Blood type AB positive comprise 3-1/2% of the population. People with this type of Blood are universal recipients. This means that they can be transfused with any type of Blood in emergency situations. Facts about Blood Types with charts about Blood Types and Blood type information

O +
O positive donors are needed more frequently than any other donor. Because O positive is the most common Blood type (39% of the population), it is needed more often by people requiring Blood in hospitals. Facts about Blood Types with charts about Blood Types and Blood type information

O -
7% of the population has O negative Blood. People with O negative donors are potential universal red Blood cell donors. This means that their red Blood cells can be transfused to patients with all types of Blood. Facts about Blood Types with charts about Blood Types and Blood type information

Simply put, your Blood is tested for ABO/Rh. These tests identify your 'Blood type.' You may have A, B, O, or AB type Blood and may be either Rh+ or Rh-. The basis of the Blood group tests is the ability to detect specific substances, or antigens, on the red Blood cells. The A antigen is on type A cells; the B antigen is on type B cells. If neither A nor B antigens are detected, the donor has type O Blood; if both are present, the donor has type AB Blood. If the major Rh antigen is present, the donor is Rh+ (for example, O+, A+, B+, or AB+); if not, the donor is Rh- (O-, A-, B-, or AB-).

There are more than 600 other antigens that have now been identified on red Blood cells. These sub-types are important, but often not considered.

Why I was fired..?

2008-08-23T10:17:00.004+08:00

For the last company's picnic, the management had decided that, due to liability issues....we could have a drinks, but only one cup per person..

Unfortunately, I was fired for ordering the paper cups..

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Life is too short for the wrong job..

2008-08-23T10:15:00.001+08:00

Sick Husband ...

2008-08-22T16:24:00.000+08:00

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

Teacher - Pupil Talks

2008-08-22T14:59:00.002+08:00

1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
Abu: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Abu : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

3. TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile?"
ALI: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
ALI: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

5. TEACHER: Pandir, go to the map and find North America.
PANDIR: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Pandir!

6. TEACHER: Wani, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WANI: Me!

7. TEACHER: Dollah, why do you always get so dirty?
DOLLAH: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

8. TEACHER: Enni, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ENNI: I is...
TEACHER: No, Enni..... Always say, "I am."
ENNI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JEFRI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

11. TEACHER: Ahmad, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
AHMAD: No, teacher, it's the same cat!

12. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

Photos Today !!

2008-08-22T14:57:00.000+08:00

Ex-JCB Engineering

2008-08-22T14:20:00.003+08:00

Mr. Chong Loke Chai who serve to company for more than 28 years from 1979 to 2007 come to visit friends here today.
He is one of the "taiko" who preparing, servicing and repairing die tools for tiles during working with JCB.
Although he is already 56 years old, but still looks young... Now he is working at oil & gas company somewhere in Seremban.

Good Morning JCB !!

2008-08-22T14:17:00.002+08:00

Photo Edited By Sharun (Transformer)

2008-08-22T09:57:00.006+08:00

Edited by En. Sharun (Transformer)

Cool Pics..

2008-08-21T16:38:00.001+08:00

Live up to 100 !

2008-08-21T16:29:00.001+08:00

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied, "I've never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

Photos Today !

2008-08-21T10:07:00.001+08:00

Good Morning JCB !!

2008-08-21T10:01:00.001+08:00

MP3 Download Bagpipe Ringtones

2008-08-19T13:44:00.006+08:00

For own phone..... Bagpipe music

Bagpipe music "Scotland The Brave" ( by Mattpiper)

Bagpipes are a class of musical instrument, aerophones using enclosed reeds fed from a constant reservoir of air in the form of a bag. Though the Scottish Great Highland Bagpipe and Irish uilleann pipes have the greatest international visibility, bagpipes have historically been found throughout Europe, and into Northern Africa, the Persian Gulf, and the Caucasus.

Horse Power & Transformer : Bersantai di dusun buah

2008-08-18T16:41:00.003+08:00

Heart Bypass Surgery

2008-08-18T10:02:00.001+08:00

What is coronary artery bypass surgery?

This is a type of heart surgery. It's sometimes called CABG ("cabbage"). The surgery reroutes, or "bypasses," blood around clogged arteries to improve blood flow and oxygen to the heart.

Why is this surgery done?

The arteries that bring blood to the heart muscle (coronary arteries) can become clogged by plaque (a buildup of fat, cholesterol and other substances). This can slow or stop blood flow through the heart's blood vessels, leading to chest pain or a heart attack. Increasing blood flow to the heart muscle can relieve chest pain and reduce the risk of heart attack.

How is coronary bypass done?

Surgeons take a segment of a healthy blood vessel from another part of the body and make a detour around the blocked part of the coronary artery.

An artery may be detached from the chest wall and the open end attached to the coronary artery below the blocked area.

A piece of a long vein in your leg may be taken. One end is sewn above the blocked area and the other end of the vein is attached or "grafted" to the coronary artery below the blocked area.

Either way, blood can use this new path to flow freely to the heart muscle.

A patient may undergo one, two, three or more bypass grafts, depending on how many coronary arteries are blocked.

Cardiopulmonary bypass with a pump oxygenator (heart-lung machine) is used for most coronary bypass graft operations. This means that besides the surgeon, other surgical staff members include a cardiac anesthesiologist, surgical nurses, and a perfusionist (blood flow specialist).

During the past several years, more surgeons have started performing off-pump coronary artery bypass surgery (OPCAB). In it, the heart continues beating while the bypass graft is sewn in place. In some patients, OPCAB may reduce intraoperative bleeding (and the need for blood transfusion), renal complications and postoperative neurological deficits (problems after surgery).

More info..

Latest info.... En. Osman (Transformer)

2008-08-18T09:52:00.003+08:00

Today, as expected Sifu Osman come for work after being medical-check up at IJN, Kuala Lumpur. Horse Power's crew, Mr. Banny was told by Sifu Osman, he confirmed that he will undergo a heart bypass surgery expected in December 2008, upon confirmation from IJN.

Horse Power ImageCheft

2008-08-16T10:47:00.001+08:00

Express yourself instantly @ ImageCheft

Just 4 fun...

2008-08-16T10:19:00.000+08:00

Engineering's Personnel

2008-08-16T10:08:00.003+08:00

En. Mohd Amin Yasin, 40 years old. Joint JCB on 30/10/1989. FT Engineering (Mechanical)

En. Azhar Shaari, 36 years old. Joint JCB on 11/02/1993 . FT Engineering ( Electrical )

Puisi Lama : Dunia kepayahan...

2008-08-15T10:04:00.002+08:00

Crew Horse Power telah menjumpai satu puisi lama terbitan buletin Johnson di dalam sebuah locker kepunyaian seorang crew Jabatan Kejuruteraan yang namanya dirahsiakan... Untuk mengembalikan nostalgia lama HP Blogs dengan besar hati menyiarkan kembali puisi warisan yang bertajuk....

DUNIA KEPAYAHAN

Satu demi satu
Terbang ditiup angin
Satu demi satu
Datang entah dari mana
Mendokong seribu harapan
Namun niat tidak tercapai
Dulu di sini bagai siang yang ceria
Penuh dengan warna-warna kegembiraan
Kini bagaikan kabus melindungi penglihatan
Di sini hanya segelintir yang berusaha
Tetapi masih ramai bertradisi lama
Namun aku masih di sini
Di dalam dunia kepayahan
Kerana di dada ini masih ada keikhlasan
Jauh dari noda yang hina….

Nukilan : ’85’

Sifu Osman : Latest Info....

2008-08-15T09:46:00.003+08:00

Sifu Osman dikhabarkan telah pun keluar dari IJN pada 14/8/2008. Beliau dijangka akan membuat rawatan susulan dalam bulan Disember ini.

Menurut En. Hafiz (budak katam), keputusan rawatan yang dibuat tidak begitu memberansangkan. Namun begitu semua rakan-rakan dan kenalan beliau di sini mendoakan beliau agar sentiasa sihat selalu....

What is inflation?

2008-08-13T14:21:00.004+08:00

Inflation is the rate of increase in the level of prices for goods and services, which affects the purchasing value of money.

In the UK the most well-known and detailed measure of inflation is the Retail Prices Index. The rate of inflation is expressed as a percentage and is published every month. The National Statistics Office define it as 'an average measure of change in the prices of goods and services bought for the purpose of consumption by the vast majority of households in the UK'.*

Why is inflation such a problem?

Inflation is a bit like rust. At first you hardly notice it, then gradually it builds up and starts to corrode your savings. Although inflation isn't as high as it was in the 1970s and 1980s,* it still has the power to erode the value of an investment. So any money you invest has to grow by at least the rate of inflation just to stop its purchasing power from falling. You should also consider the charges on any investment you make, which can also eat into the value of your investment.

Could you give me a simple example?

Let's imagine inflation at 4%. It doesn't seem like much, but it means that in 10 years the purchasing power of £1000 will fall to only £676 in today's

Source : AXA

Wrong Timing

2008-08-13T14:06:00.002+08:00

Magnificent Restaurant

2008-08-13T14:03:00.001+08:00

Photo Today....

2008-08-13T13:36:00.002+08:00

Snake house of death shocker

2008-08-13T13:25:00.006+08:00

Almost all of the 70 snakes at the snake farm at the Ulu Bendul Forest Reserve near here have died in the past few months.

The dead snakes are believed to include a green anaconda from Brazil, which made the headlines in May when it gave birth to 13 offspring.

The anaconda was one of a pair that had arrived at the snake farm at the Ulu Bendul Forest Reserve here in March.

It is believed all the anacondas, including the babies, have died.

Among the snakes at the farm were six red-tailed boa imported from Brazil and a Burmese python from Myanmar.

Others included the blood python, Borneo short-tailed python, Amazon tree boa, Columbia boa, Brazillian rainbow boa, Albino Burmese python, Indian python and the Bolivian anaconda.

Sources : NST

No hold bars

2008-08-13T13:14:00.004+08:00

En. Azmi and Mr. Simon look so happy now when there is no more fence barrier between their work area.

Looks like "abang-adik" now.......

Good Morning JCB !!

2008-08-13T13:13:00.000+08:00

En. Osman Transformer : Latest Info...

2008-08-12T15:53:00.003+08:00

Dimaklumkan bahawa En. Osman kini berada di Institut Jantung Negara (IJN) bagi mendapatkan rawatan lanjut kesihatan beliau.

Keadaan beliau dilaporkan stabil..

Minuman Berdosa or Bersoda ?

2008-08-12T14:37:00.000+08:00

Engineers : How much you trust them ?

2008-08-12T14:25:00.003+08:00

Of course we trust those Engineers!

End of the session : Cash RM1000.00

2008-08-12T13:40:00.003+08:00

Majlis menerima wang tunai RM 1000.00 dilakukan pada Sabtu, 9/8/2008 iaitu sehari selepas perasmian Sukan Olimpik Beijing 2008

Photo Today....

2008-08-12T11:43:00.002+08:00

Good Morning JCB!!

2008-08-09T10:16:00.002+08:00

The revolution of Tool Room...

2008-08-08T15:33:00.004+08:00

Less than a month, Tool Room lead by En. Basir Basirun, had extreme revolution. With his STFT ( Special Task Force Team ), aggressively doing the housekeeping to keep the Tool Room in good environment.
Horse Power was told that the revolution is the first step of the new K.A.M.I team lead by him which will involve in K.A.M.I JCB ICC for the session of 2009.

Tipah Tertipu..... !!

2008-08-08T15:08:00.004+08:00

Tadi bilo den poi TESCO SEREMBAN, den cukup suko kek baju yang dipromote. Hargo dio RM19.90/pc. Apo laie, den boli la duo. Tapi bilo den poi bayar, cashier tu kato harga sebonar eh RM27.90 per baju.

Angin den kojap. Tapi disobabkan den dah lotih beratur, den pun bayar gak la.......

Celako botoi.. Terkono den... Ni kes Tipah Tertipu ni. Tak leh dibiarkan ni.....

The Miracle of Engineering 2

2008-08-08T12:06:00.004+08:00

The biggest ship in the world a semi-submersible heavy-lift ship, or also known as a "flo/flo" (for float-on/float-off), has a long and low well deck between a forward pilot house and an after machinery space.
Used for the heaviest, and biggest of things needing transport.
Semi-submersible ships are the only vessels in the world which provide the capability to load, transport and offload extremely heavy cargo, such as oil drilling rigs, gas refineries or even warships.

Its ballast tanks can be flooded to lower the well deck below the water's surface, allowing oil platforms, other vessels, or other floating cargo to be moved into position for loading.

Credited to Mr. Ir. Freddy

The Miracle of Engineering 1

2008-08-08T11:50:00.004+08:00

The biggest Wind Farm in the world called "Horns Rev" located 20km from the cost of Denmark. There are 80 turbines with 110 tall each and capable to produce 160MW.

Horns Rev uses Vestas V80 2MW turbines, which have an 80m rotor diameter and 70m hub height, and weigh between 439 and 489t each. The wind farm generates enough electricity for 150,000 private homes, or nearly 2% of Denmark's total electricity consumption. It cost DKK2bn (about €270m).

The Horns Rev site stretches over 20km², with 560m between each turbine. The Vestas turbines have a cut-in wind speed of 4m/s, reaching full power at 13m/s and cutting out at 25m/s. Expected annual output is 600,000,000kWh.

Horns Rev represents the first phase of Danish efforts to produce non-polluting electricity from offshore wind turbines. The Danish government has said it would like to see the country's offshore wind turbines producing about 4,000MW of electricity by 2030. In Sweden, the government similarly hopes to increase wind power capacity significantly over the next ten to 15 years.

Credited to : Mr. Ir. Freddy

Spirit of Horse Power

2008-08-07T11:30:00.004+08:00

The Project's Presentation for ICC KAMI 2008 had finished one week ago, but the spirit of Horse Power will never disappear from Mr. Banny's heart........

Ex-Horse Power : En. Azmi Ahmad

2008-08-07T10:34:00.002+08:00

En. Azmi Ahmad.
Latest news from x-member En. Azmi Ahmad now is working at Putra Jaya. He is one of the pioneer Horse Power when it was set up in 2005.

Good Morning JCB !

2008-08-07T10:32:00.003+08:00

Horse Power : Latest info....

2008-08-05T13:54:00.005+08:00

Horse Power will gets new members for 2008/2009 session. En. Faizal Daud and En. Zulkifli Saleh from Floor Tile Engineering. As Hassri and Mr. Banny already quit from the group, now Horse Power still has 6 members. Mr. Ruel will take over as a group leader. The other members are Mr. Ruel, En. Diauddin and Pn. Azida.

Mr. Banny will join another group lead by En. Basir basirun. Other members in En. Basir's group are Mr. Mario , En. Azmi Othman and one more candidate.. either Mr. Goh Meh Hwa or Mr. Lau Fook Fong.

USA & European countries banned on OREO cookies consumption!!!

2008-08-04T14:38:00.003+08:00

OREO CONTAINING TRANS FAT BRINGS DAMAGES TO HEALTH

An attorney from California filed a lawsuit against Krafts, stating that OREO produced by the
company not only causes damages in health, but also dishonestly promote their products;
requesting the company to halt the sales of OREO in the market.

OREO contains hydrogenated oil or Trans fats, to prolong the storage of the biscuit, but at
the mean time increase the consumption of BAD CHOLESTEROL, increasing the possibility
of diabetes and heart disease.

INCREASE IN CONSUMPTION OF CHOLESTEROL

Although the research on Trans Fats affecting health has not been concluded,
the national institute of science research states that any amount of Trans Fats consumed is not safe.

Sources : e-mail & news

Kehilangan Nizam Terjawab !!!

2008-08-04T13:55:00.002+08:00

Sepanjang hujung minggu lepas, ramai tertanya-tanya ke manakah menghilangnya Si Nizam ?
Namun kedatangan beliau bekerja hari ni menjawap spekulasi kehilangan beliau. Sebenarnya beliau telah melancung ke Vietnam selama 3 hari minggu lalu. Pemergian beliau ke Vietnam adalah untuk mencari spare part untuk Lambrettanya. Namun begitu beberapa kesilapan teknikal menyebabkan beliau gagal dalam misinya ke Vietnam.

Engineering's Personnel

2008-08-04T13:46:00.003+08:00

Mr. Woon Lee Chong. 54 years old. Joint JCB on 7th Nov. 1990.
FT Engineering (Mechanical)

En. Mohd Rashid Rehan. 32 years old. Joint JCB on 21st Dec. 1994
FT Engineering (Electrical)

Kumpulan ICC K.A.M.I Horse Power dibubarkan?.

2008-08-02T13:57:00.004+08:00

Menurut khabar angin yang bertiup kencang sekarang ini, Horse Power dikatakan akan dibubarkan untuk memberi laluan kepada 2 lagi kumpulan ICC K.A.M.I yang baru yang akan mewakili Engineering Department untuk persembahan projek yang akan datang. Namun begitu, sehingga berita ini ditulis, admin. belum lagi mendapat pengesahan.

Logo Horse Power ... Hanya tinggal kenangan ?

Huih.... Pencapaian melebihi sasaran........

2008-08-02T13:41:00.007+08:00

Horse Power mencipta kejutan di hari kedua Persembahan Projek KumpulanICC JCB apabila berjaya menggondol 2 bintang yang melayakkan Horse Power membolot hadiah wang tunai sebanyak RM 1000.00.

Menurut seorang ahli HorsePower ( nama dirahsiakan atas sebab keselamatan ), apabila pengumuman dibuat oleh pengerusi majlis (juga nama dirahsiakan atas sebab keselamatan blogger), beliau hampir pitam tetapi ditenteramkan oleh seorang lagi ahli.

"Boto ko ni..? Tak sangko den. Ingatkan dapek satu bintang yo.. Tapi den ucapkan timo kasih la pado semua" katanya dalam loghat nogori.

"Nanti den nak beli henpon baru la.. Yang ado blutut tu",kata seorang lagi ahli.

Ni haaa..Bukti dio.........

Manakala sebuah lagi kumpulan yang mewakili Engineering Department, Transformer telah mendapat satu bintang untuk melayakkan mereka menerima wang tunai sebanyak RM500.

Perkhidmatan Bas Sekolah

2008-08-02T13:32:00.004+08:00

En. Mahadi Maarof menyediakan perkhidmatan bas sekolah yang beroperasi di sekitar Seremban Selatan dan juga Taman Tuanku Jaafar di Senawang. Di samping itu beliau juga menjual rambutan. Den dah boli 5 ikat tadi. Murah je. Satu ikat RM2. 5 ikat ~ RM 10.00. Mano nak dapek tuh..

Photo Today !!

2008-08-01T20:14:00.004+08:00

Solar Eclipse on August 1, 2008

2008-08-01T19:55:00.007+08:00

The solar eclipse that took place on August 1, 2008 was a total eclipse of the Sun with a magnitude of 1.039 that was visible from a narrow corridor through northern Canada (Nunavut), Greenland, central Russia, eastern Kazakhstan, western Mongolia and China. It belonged to the so-called midnight sun eclipses, as it was visible from regions experiencing midnight sun.
In Siberia, the total eclipse zone passed through populated places, including the "capital of Siberia" Novosibirsk, and the cities of Nizhnevartovsk, Barnaul and Biysk. The greatest eclipse duration was reached near the town of Nadym in Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug in Northern Siberia.
A partial eclipse could be seen from the much broader path of the Moon's penumbra, including eastern North America and most of Europe and Asia.

SOLAR ECLIPSES: WHY ECLIPSES HAPPEN

Solar eclipses happen when the Moon blocks the light from the Sun
During a total solar eclipse, the sky appears as dark as night, and you can see the Sun's glowing corona

A solar eclipse occurs when the Sun, the Moon and the Earth all line up. The Moon blocks the light of the Sun, and casts a shadow on the Earth.

TYPES OF ECLIPSE

Partial - A partial eclipse happens when the Moon passes in front of the Sun, but does not cover it completely
Total - A total eclipse occurs when the Moon covers the Sun completely. Only a small region of the Earth will see a total eclipse, but observers in the nearby regions see a partial eclipse.
Annular - If the Moon is further away from the Earth than normal, then it will not appear large enough in the sky to cover the Sun. The Sun appears as a ring with a dark centre.
Hybrid - A hybrid eclipse is one which appears as a total eclipse in some parts of the world, and as an annular eclipse in others.

Amazing Facts About The Human Body ( 11~15 )

2008-08-01T19:45:00.005+08:00

11. In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined) to bring a half gallon of water to boil.
12. A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
13. A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball courts. Amazing isn’t it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin is used in treating burn patients.
14. The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information, making us basically visual creatures.
15. The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.

Amazing Facts About The Human Body ( 6~10 )

2008-08-01T19:41:00.002+08:00

6. The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.
7. When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.
8. The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks 50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.
9. Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.
10. The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day. To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km (50 miles) every day.

Amazing Facts About The Human Body ( 1~5 )

2008-08-01T19:35:00.000+08:00

The stomach’s digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc. Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly that the acids don’t have time to dissolve it.
The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).
A man’s testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day - enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!
Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four times as much as concrete can support.
Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

Good Morning JCB!

2008-08-01T10:34:00.001+08:00

Nampaknya, pengumuman bahawa harga bahanapi akan diturunkan menyebabkan JCB fuel station menjadi sesak sepanjang 40meter di mana pemandu-pemandu forklift berebut-rebut mengisi minyak !

Engineering's Personality

2008-07-31T15:39:00.007+08:00

Name : En. Ismail Bin Md Shah
Birth Date : 07/04/1956 ( 52 years old )
Join Date : 11/01/1981 ( 27 years )
Section : FT Engineering (Mechanical)

Name : Ruel Cerenio De Gracia
Birth Date : 26/06/1972 ( 36years )
Join Date : 10/11/1997 ( 11 years )
Section : FT Engineering (Electrical)